Sea Stories

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Sea Stories
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(This section is always under construction. The sign of a good sea story is that they usually take place on land.)
An old bosun said to me once......
  • "Anyone with an odd number of gangway trips ain't right in the head."
  • "I learn something new every day and it's starting to piss me off."
  • "Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you start in on them you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 
  • "Every day it becomes more obvious that I would be a lot better off if I had listened to my mother." 
  • "Red sky at night, sailor's delight ; but it don't take much to please a sailor."
  • "Most every job is easier and goes faster with two people unless, of course, they are married."
  • "I know it is a small world but I'd still hate to paint it!"
  • "This job isn't exciting if you do it right."
  • "I never learned nothing while I was talking."
  • "You wouldn't worry so much about what people think about you if you knew how little they did."
  • "Bigger fools than you are doing this every day."
  • "Half the chief mates I've worked for are below avarage."
  • "A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory."
  • "The second mouse get the cheese."
  • "Always borrow money from a pessimist, They don't expect it back."
  • "For every action there is an equal and opposite amount of criticism."
  • "No one listens until you make a mistake."
  • "Love is blind but marrage is a real eye-opener."
  • "Sometimes it is easier to change people than to change people."

Up coming tales. (Lies?)

One day many years ago a mariner was in a bar and not telling a pack of lies but that was many years ago, it was just one guy and for only one day. 
My Father, The Pirate
Damn, His Mother's A Psychic!
What's our position, Dave?
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
The Chief Mate's Payoff
The Bet
Bicentennial in DC



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